take your hard times and shove them.  I need not your forgiveness, and I fear not your guido.  I shal go out and get some garlic immediatly, and I shal work on my Grammar!

		_strat_ wrote:
		In this hard times for our organisation, I have decided to issue a price list for sinning. The sinns are divided into three groups: little ones, not so little ones and the big motherfucking ones.   Ok, little ones (100 - 500€) Smelling of garlic - 100€ (a special 25% discount if you happen to be French)  Possesion of Cinderella albums - 200€ Being a jerk - 300€  Not loving thy neighbour - 400€... On second thought, I know exactly how you feel, so this one is free of charge. If I like you. Maybe. Being Head Banger - 500€/month The not so little ones (600 - 1000€) Being Darth Painkiller - 600€/month Not being cool (the definition of cool depends on my current mood) - 700€ Not being me - 800€ Listening to EMO, pop, rap, or any of the strange hybrids - 900€/every such record you own. Killing - 1000€/civilian, +200% if the person in question is my follower. The big motherfucking ones (1000€ and up) Using correct grammar - 1500€ Not being my follower - 2000€ Not being hot - 3000€  Living in Las Vegas - 4000€ Being Deep Freeze - Confiscation of all possesions. If I decided that thou has sinned, you ahve thirty days to pay the fine, lest you get unexpectedly arrested by the inquisitor Guido. He can count all of his weapons. Members of the Holy Church of Strat are not required to obey the list. Infact, they can do whatever the fuck they want to, as long as they worship me.

You would know all the Fall Out Boy songs, as you are a pansy who cross-dresses and you listen to the Jonas Brothers too!

If you repent and worship me, I will spare you from DC's dominatrix machinations...maybe.

		_strat_ wrote:
		Oh, Im sure that thou could name me all FOB songs... And Manowar is our music of choice! And you are a sissy still. If you plead guilty, we might spare you the comfty chair. Tho you will still get it with the cushions.      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: Thou hast faulty hearing!  I could not even tell you one Fall Out Boy song!  Besides, since when does FOB sound like Manowar or Megadeth? Btw, you still listen to Britney.  Barry Manilow is much better torture music!!!!     (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, January 29, 2009 6:32:18 AM)   _strat_ wrote:   Hey, we only use Britney as a torture method! And in any case, I clearly sayeth in the beginning that I am the god of Judas Priest and a dot and a com! Thou is a heretic! Thou listens to Fall Out Boy when riding into battle!      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote:   Why would Guido want such a sissy job in your Britney Spears'-listening realm, when he could lead my Legions to BATTLE while rocking to Priest and whatever else he desires????  Not to mention, the minions will build him the house/castle/fortress of his wishes, and he will be granted all he desires? Edited at: Thursday, January 29, 2009 6:52:14 AM

Thou hast faulty hearing!  I could not even tell you one Fall Out Boy song!  Besides, since when does FOB sound like Manowar or Megadeth?

Btw, you still listen to Britney.  Barry Manilow is much better torture music!!!! 

		_strat_ wrote:
		Hey, we only use Britney as a torture method! And in any case, I clearly sayeth in the beginning that I am the god of Judas Priest and a dot and a com! Thou is a heretic! Thou listens to Fall Out Boy when riding into battle!      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote:   Why would Guido want such a sissy job in your Britney Spears'-listening realm, when he could lead my Legions to BATTLE while rocking to Priest and whatever else he desires????  Not to mention, the minions will build him the house/castle/fortress of his wishes, and he will be granted all he desires?

And women too...(hey, this is MY REALM!  It's good to be the GOD!   George Burns ain't got nothin' on me!)

		devils_child wrote:
		Basically we just enforce the law.... haha... And enjoy the perks.... I.e gorgeous men...      adrianaec_88 wrote: oh he meant THAT  kind of assistant?   LMAO!!    (Quoting Message by devils_child from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:31:08 PM)   devils_child wrote:   Hey.... you know i won't ask you to do anything... Pick your own sex slave?.... hahaha I score Steve Harris.      adrianaec_88 wrote:   HA!!!!!! yeah right... I'll be nobody's assistant    (even if it's DC )      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote:   I have an important announcement to make!!!  The newest addition to Darthism is my HEAD DOMINATRIX, Devil's Child!!!!  Adrianaec, you will be her assistant.   This I command and so it will be!!!  Paorcamp!!!  My faithful servant, you will now be the Gatekeeper!!!  If you want a band to help announce the new entries to Darthism, I will present you with Mr. Randy Rhoads on guitar Mr. Jimi Hendrix on guitar and lead vocals, Jon Entwistle on Bass, and the original drumming machine....Keith Moon!!!! Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:40:44 PM

In this hard times for our organisation, I have decided to issue a price list for sinning. The sinns are divided into three groups: little ones, not so little ones and the big motherfucking ones.

Ok, little ones (100 - 500€)

Smelling of garlic - 100€ (a special 25% discount if you happen to be French) 
Possesion of Cinderella albums - 200€
Being a jerk - 300€ 
Not loving thy neighbour - 400€... On second thought, I know exactly how you feel, so this one is free of charge. If I like you. Maybe.
Being Head Banger - 500€/month

The not so little ones (600 - 1000€)

Being Darth Painkiller - 600€/month
Not being cool (the definition of cool depends on my current mood) - 700€
Not being me - 800€
Listening to EMO, pop, rap, or any of the strange hybrids - 900€/every such record you own.
Killing - 1000€/civilian, +200% if the person in question is my follower.

The big motherfucking ones (1000€ and up)

Using correct grammar - 1500€
Not being my follower - 2000€
Not being hot - 3000€ 
Living in Las Vegas - 4000€
Being Deep Freeze - Confiscation of all possesions.


If I decided that thou has sinned, you ahve thirty days to pay the fine, lest you get unexpectedly arrested by the inquisitor Guido. He can count all of his weapons.

Members of the Holy Church of Strat are not required to obey the list. Infact, they can do whatever the fuck they want to, as long as they worship me.

As promised... Guidos residence. Torture chamber included.

I infinity the offer!!!  HA!

		_strat_ wrote:
		Whatever he offers, I double the offer!      Head banger wrote: Lord, I will pledge my allegiance, in return for an apropriate title and compensation!      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: I am Lord Darth!!!!  All will bow and kneel before me!  Pledge your allegiance to me and receive power and glory!!!!   DF, my faithful Warlock!  It seems the renegade Guido has decided the pop music of _strat_ is better than the heavy metal of Darthism!  Lead my legions into battle!  The lycan foot soldiers, the vampire generals, the demon painkillers and killing machines are for YOU to command at my lesuire!  Do NOT fail me, lest you face my wrath!   Paorcamp, I bestow upon you the power of the undead!  Direct sunlight is your undoing...everything else is really just bullshit. Adrianaec, I bestow upon you the power of the lycan (werewolf)!  Only the silver bullet is your undoing...so none of that Coors Light swill for you! Now, my legions...ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, where else do you think your sluts are coming from?  Hollywood and Vine in Los Angeles?  HAHAHAHA!  My spies are everywhere!

		_strat_ wrote:
		Now why would a god like me need hookers?      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: Very quick, huh?  My hookers told me you were very quick, but I didn't believe them until now.      _strat_ wrote: Within days? Within hours! We do things very quick around here. And how apropriate that Freeze wants to be anit-me... Pretty much what he always is!      devils_child wrote: I have to laugh at this..... Strat started a religion and within days there was another religion started to fight against it..... Hahahahahaha

Very quick, huh?  My hookers told me you were very quick, but I didn't believe them until now.

		_strat_ wrote:
		Within days? Within hours! We do things very quick around here. And how apropriate that Freeze wants to be anit-me... Pretty much what he always is!      devils_child wrote: I have to laugh at this..... Strat started a religion and within days there was another religion started to fight against it..... Hahahahahaha

Go ahead and pet him...he might only take your hand off.

		_strat_ wrote:
		Aww! What a cute widdle doggy...      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: Okay, DF...You can be the honorary hand-waver guy (challis of wine in hand).   For those who don't know what a lycan is...think werewolf! You can run really fast, jump high, carry a wicked sword, and rip strat and his pansies apart with your bare hands and teeth!  Floss and nail-sharpeners are provided to keep your fangs and claws razor-sharp too!  Plus, you get a killer fur coat when you have to deal with the cold and you will never overheat (you live in Hell).