I have accomplished my task! Poor Tom could not be saved, but I was always a Kmacian! Bahahahawahahawahahwaa!

P.S. Thanks for the tacos!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:56:37 PM)

		Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
		Ahhh...if you need your brain to be cleansed, try Sir Tim's world-renowed infidel tacos and his homemade brew. However, Tim has not been here very often due to his Purgatory occupation, but I do believe I have some of those tasty tacos left in my pantry. In the meantime, please show Strat this video, as it contains a message of utmost importance to him:      spapad wrote:   Thanks to you Vaillant 3.0 commrad of Kmac! I will carry this message back to the infidel......Oooops Mighty King Strat. I have promissed Video for Release from the Washing of the Brain. Do you have Such facility to help to unwash the brain? P.S. Need deprograming! Must Save Tom Tuttle!      Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   Strat? God? I didn't vote for him (and there's no way in Hell I am going to pay 3000 euros for not being hot)!! Now, stranger. As for our kingdom... WELCOME TO KMACIA!! We are a wonderful, resourceful kingdom, ruled by our great king, Kmac, and his Queen, Dawn. Our purpose is to eliminate any shit stirrers, or "infidels" that harrass the good people of our kingdom for no reason.  Kmac has a very large army, lead by General Guido, Sir Tim, and Sir Guitardude! I merely serve as the gatekeeper of the castle. ALL HAIL KMAC!! P.S.: Get back here!!    (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:29:40 PM)   spapad wrote:   So.............This is land of Stratistan........Now tell me of yours so I may return home to Commrads with lengthy report of your Great Culture. P.S.         Help! Edited at: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:45:22 PM

Ahhh...if you need your brain to be cleansed, try Sir Tim's world-renowed infidel tacos and his homemade brew. However, Tim has not been here very often due to his Purgatory occupation, but I do believe I have some of those tasty tacos left in my pantry.

In the meantime, please show Strat this video, as it contains a message of utmost importance to him:

		spapad wrote:
		Thanks to you Vaillant 3.0 commrad of Kmac! I will carry this message back to the infidel......Oooops Mighty King Strat. I have promissed Video for Release from the Washing of the Brain. Do you have Such facility to help to unwash the brain? P.S. Need deprograming! Must Save Tom Tuttle!      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Strat? God? I didn't vote for him (and there's no way in Hell I am going to pay 3000 euros for not being hot)!! Now, stranger. As for our kingdom... WELCOME TO KMACIA!! We are a wonderful, resourceful kingdom, ruled by our great king, Kmac, and his Queen, Dawn. Our purpose is to eliminate any shit stirrers, or "infidels" that harrass the good people of our kingdom for no reason.  Kmac has a very large army, lead by General Guido, Sir Tim, and Sir Guitardude! I merely serve as the gatekeeper of the castle. ALL HAIL KMAC!! P.S.: Get back here!!    (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:29:40 PM)   spapad wrote:   So.............This is land of Stratistan........Now tell me of yours so I may return home to Commrads with lengthy report of your Great Culture. P.S.         Help! Edited at: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:45:22 PM

 Our Soveriegn has declared that "The population of Stratistan is very Big........Trust me!!!"
On this account he is very right. They are big and environmentally aware.

Another Moving PIcture of Glorious February 4 Parade.

The National Anthem of Stratistan is YMCA by Glorious Village People. The members of band have own saint day to honor their great talents!
Unfortunate for Band who play Anthem they did not do good job and many were executted for Dishonor of State.

I have been given Mission to come to Kmac as mighty Stratistan Cultural Attaché. To make Cutural learnings for make benefit of Glorious Nation
Of Stratistan!! Hail!
I please, must return to Stratistan with Video.
But first I must give Culture of Stratistan to all Kmacians to know our Soveriegn Nation Better.
The Mighty Nation of Stratistan was Founded on February 4, 2009. Our king declared there would Be State Parade to Honor Such Great Day!

Good Evening Commrads of Kmac.  I now live in the independent Sovereigh Kingdom of Stratistan. Where my friend Tom Tuttle 
and I were on recon when we ran into a force so sinister I have no identity left! The torture!
All Hail King of Stratistan Strat and All He surveys! Hail!!  (Did I say that?)

Well, unfortunately for you, I didnt rob Saddam Husseins household guard... My guns are not only real, but are really, really big. And cool. And multi-purpose.

		guitardude wrote:
		I usually only have to point it at some poor fool and that gets the job done. If all else fails, I`ll beat them about the head and body with it!!!      _strat_ wrote: Wow! A beauty! Folding stock, the caliber looks like a 7,62, so Im guessing its an AKS, maybe AKMS or one of the non-Soviet variants... Theres just one problem to... You know, a gold gun cannot fire.      guitardude wrote: Nah, this is all the gold I will ever need.      _strat_ wrote: Lack of C vitamin? Oh, and my sailors all agree - golden teeth are sooooooooooo 70s.... 1670s, to be precise, but hey... We are not all fancy-asses like someone I could mention. Btw, ever considered gold plating your ribs?      guitardude wrote: Yes Strat it is gold plated, but have you ever wondered why all your sailors are toothless?      _strat_ wrote: Oooohh... Fancy, are we? I bet its gold plated... You are the most fashionable skeleton I ever met!      guitardude wrote: Can`t you see in the photo below that my "handbag" has a strap made from chain!!  When you`re all bones like I am...you tend to have issues!!!!      _strat_ wrote: Oh, come on now... What are YOU going to do? Beat me with your handbag?      guitardude wrote: Never under estimate the "bad attitude" of a sissy!!!!     (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 4:26:41 PM)   _strat_ wrote:   Ah... Theres nothing like an old fart with an attitude. Is he retired now? I sure hope so. Him, I would be afraid of. But that grandchild of his is really a sissy.      guitardude wrote:   628 why? He still kicked ass up to 750.      _strat_ wrote:   He has a wrinkled skull... How old was he when that pic was taken? 500?      guitardude wrote:   OK Strat, you`ve stumbled onto one of the "secrets" to be a defender of Kmac!!! That is to share family photos with the high command!! Damn handsome fellow isn`t he???      _strat_ wrote:   Well, I dont play tennis. And I think thats GDs grandpa on that pic.      guidogodoy wrote:   IOW, I give up.....Nice one, Djokovic!      _strat_ wrote:   Hey, its early morning here... Im not exactly in my top form right now. And as you will notice in my posts, I NEVER put in the apostrophes. Partialy because I think its a stupid English thing, and mainly because I cant be arsed.      Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   Strat, you forgot to put an apostrophe between the third 'e' and 's' in "Freezes" to indicate possession of a particular item, in this case Freeze's children.  Unfortunately for me, I'm not one for Freeze's children. You misspelled "members", as well.      _strat_ wrote:   FFS... Are all Freezes children memebers here?      Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   That's actually spelled "bully"...      _strat_ wrote:   Hey!!!! Dont be so mean! You even made our Predator cry! And you know what a tender soul he is... Shame on you, you bullie!      guidogodoy wrote:        _strat_ wrote:   But he is a spy! Honest! He hacked a sattelite to watch me in the shower! Look how good I am! Wouldnt you take me in his place?      guitardude wrote:   Well Strat, you had me up until you accused General Guido of being a spy!! Now I remember the good old days as well. And they were good. If you can convince General Guido and Sir Tim  that your intentions are honest, then who am I to argue with my superiors. But beware... Sir Tim will not be an easy sell, he may lopp off your arm just for fun and beat you about the torso with it!!      _strat_ wrote:   Well, boys and gals and skeletons... Ive been backreading this thread... I mean really, backreading... The days when we were a team... Wasnt that nice? Remember, Guido, when we came up with the idea for it? Geez.... Heres the deal: I will forget about your petty insults. All of them, no matter how annoying they were. And I want my Admiral rank back. Then I will consider rejoining you. What say you? Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 6:09:27 PM