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[spapad] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:58:06 PM 
Now that would really be a long distance relationship!
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[guidogodoy] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:57:41 PM 
HAAAAA!!!! Thanks. Bring Enzyte! LOL!!!!!!
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[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:56:20 PM 
Yeah he hasn't.... I don't think there are many people worth travelling that far for..... Guid however i will take the 24+ flight for...   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, March 02, 2009 7:54:45 PM)
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[spapad] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:54:45 PM 
If he really hasn't gone back,..........It wasn't! LOL
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[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:53:02 PM 
I told him.... if he ever did it again i wouldn't help him out. AND i hope to god it was the best shag EVER! hahaha
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[spapad] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:52:02 PM 

Now THAT is one desparate Booty call!


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[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:50:03 PM 
I dunno, my Brother ended up in a small country town 1hr and half from here. I had to get my friend to pick him up, cos he missed the last bus back.............. That's a long way to go for a booty call.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by adrianaec_88 from Monday, March 02, 2009 7:48:52 PM)
[adrianaec_88] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:48:52 PM 
not necessarily bad decisions....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, March 02, 2009 7:44:57 PM)
[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:48:01 PM 
Ummmm I'd quickly find the nearest Macca's to distract them... hehehe Hey Guid, if your intrested they got a phone number you can call....
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[spapad] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:46:29 PM 
Now that make sense! LOL
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[adrianaec_88] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:46:04 PM 
LOL imagine your little brother/son ask you: what does that mean? from the backseat..... LOL you're in trouble
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[guidogodoy] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:44:57 PM 
Ummm...because it has a head and often leads us to bad decisions?
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[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:42:58 PM 
We have billboards such as this one all along major highways..... the religious groups have protested of course. So i think they have a few others around now that are more skillfully worded. 
[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:41:43 PM 
Cos it has a mind of it's own?
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[spapad] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:40:18 PM 
Hummn? Why do men always refer to it as though it was another person/entity?
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[guidogodoy] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:39:54 PM 
OH LOVE IT, Spa! As does my good friend, John Thomas! BWWWAHAAAAAA!!

Have we done enough damage to this thread or what!
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[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:38:43 PM 

Yeah we have heaps of names for it too.... hahaha We don't have enzyte... we have some nasal spray that's meant to make men "last longer" in the bedroom.... 

 


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[guidogodoy] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:38:20 PM 
Haaaa! Nah, that is what I call an armless / legless person in my swimming pool! LOL!!!
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[adrianaec_88] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:37:33 PM 
u really do that? HAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please let me hear them
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[spapad] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:35:27 PM 
Ever seen Austin Powers, there are more names for a penis in America that you could possibly imagine! Probably a new one invented each day! HA!!
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[adrianaec_88] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:33:21 PM 
hahah! you call it by names? ha!
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[spapad] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:29:07 PM 
Obviously they are not hawking Enzyte in Austalia! I agree, the Lobster molds do look like Mr. Johnson,  when turned upside down.  My neighbor when I was a kid used to hang those things on her wall as decoration, I don't think she ever actually used them.
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[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:23:10 PM 
"BOB" Is that what you call your penis?
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[guidogodoy] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:21:38 PM 
[adrianaec_88] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:20:48 PM 
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Now I see why LOL
hey you should make chocolate things out of those moulds, you'll make a fortune lmao!

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[guidogodoy] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:16:43 PM 
HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Hey now, lay off....guys tend to have certain "troubles" when they get older.

Focus on the two little lobsters! LOL!!!!
[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:16:21 PM 
What's the matter Guid?....
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[adrianaec_88] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:12:55 PM 
hehe I know.....
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[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:12:01 PM 
Guid won't make comment about his phallic jello moulds...
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[adrianaec_88] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:09:11 PM 
ROFLOL!!!!! I though of the same hahah!! come one the first one....
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[Becks] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:06:10 PM 
Ooooh cool moulds!
[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:03:03 PM 
All i see is four phallic symbols, capable of moulding jelly.......
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[guidogodoy] Monday, March 02, 2009 7:00:58 PM 
HAAAA!!! Your wish is my command, m'lady!

I know I probably shouldn't put them on the floor (next to the dog dishes) so don't tell anyone, ok? My family gave these to me one Christmas as they knew how much I loved to make and eat "lobster" jello (raspberry...yum!) when I was a kid.


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[devils_child] Monday, March 02, 2009 6:09:06 PM 
Yes... our Jelly is what you call jello (I know cos of the Simpsons) .... I want to see that lobster mould Guid..
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[Head banger] Sunday, March 01, 2009 11:06:20 PM 
you do that, I am going to bed.
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[guidogodoy] Sunday, March 01, 2009 11:04:12 PM 
HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Now where do the horses hooves play into this whole scenario?? Jelly or, as in the olden days, jello?

Bill Cosby did commercials for what? Jello! LOL!!!!! (I am going to take pictures of my jello lobster molds just for fun).
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[Head banger] Sunday, March 01, 2009 11:00:23 PM 
look at what dc described.  
made from gelatine.  now, here we might spell it different, but jelly is thickened with pectin, not gelatin.  

our jello, is their jelly.   what our jelly is, still a mystery.  probably strained jam, or some such.
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[guidogodoy] Sunday, March 01, 2009 10:57:23 PM 
Oh man, don't throw a wrench into things. Jelly and jello are two completely different beasts!

I can make jello in my favorite lobster mold, FFS!
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[Head banger] Sunday, March 01, 2009 10:54:10 PM 
my mom said that jelly in england is what we would call jello.  sounds like what your describing.
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[guidogodoy] Sunday, March 01, 2009 10:21:09 PM 
Jeanine...de nada.

DC. Now THAT is information I can use. Port, though? Not that I have not had my fair share in Portugal, but that is a new one to me!

Oh yeah, the squeeze bottle too...that just doesn't seem right.
Edited at: Sunday, March 01, 2009 10:22:21 PM
[Jeanine] Sunday, March 01, 2009 9:34:20 PM 
My full apologies to Deep Freeze and Phantom A6 - please note these important birthdates: 

3/8   Deep Freeze 
3/13 Phantom A6

Please travel back to see other important birthdays this month.  (thanks Guido)
[devils_child] Sunday, March 01, 2009 6:47:09 PM 
Jelly: Made from gelatine (great with ice cream)........ Comes in various flavours my favourite being raspberry, port is a close second.
Jam: Fruit, loads of sugar - can be purchased with or without fruit pulp in jar or squeeze bottle.
Preserve: Thicker version of jam, not as sweet. has loads of fruit pulp. The good stuff comes in a can.
[Deep Freeze] Sunday, March 01, 2009 1:55:57 PM 
I don't like it when you call me Eddie Baby.....
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[guidogodoy] Sunday, March 01, 2009 1:52:31 PM 
Can I call you "Eddie baby?"
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[Deep Freeze] Sunday, March 01, 2009 1:49:47 PM 
Stop calling me Rolf....... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[guidogodoy] Sunday, March 01, 2009 1:47:51 PM 
ROFL!!!!
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[spapad] Sunday, March 01, 2009 1:45:54 PM 
LMAO! 
[Deep Freeze] Sunday, March 01, 2009 1:45:53 PM 
RONNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAAAAAA!!!!! Sweet!  "You didn't just save my life, brown eyes..You made my life worth saving.." HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!
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[guidogodoy] Sunday, March 01, 2009 1:43:23 PM 
I'm actually surprised you didn't say "Bedtime for Bonzo!" BWWWWHAAAAAA!!!!

Could have united TWO of your filthy pleasures!!!


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[Deep Freeze] Sunday, March 01, 2009 1:39:33 PM 
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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