| [Deep Freeze] Friday, February 13, 2009 6:57:57 AM | |
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| Krakatoa, east of Leamington....... |
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| [Necroticist] Friday, February 13, 2009 6:51:47 AM | |
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| ..and even a tangerine may look at an oak tree... |
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| [Deep Freeze] Friday, February 13, 2009 6:49:00 AM | |
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| The point is taken..The beast is moulting..the fluff gets up your nose...... |
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| [paorcamp] Thursday, February 12, 2009 5:47:40 PM | |
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oh!! I have one of those: Was it a car or a cat I saw...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:57:19 PM)| |  | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob! It don't work!... |
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| [Deep Freeze] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:57:19 PM | |
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| The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob! It don't work!... |
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| [Phantom A6] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:48:15 PM | |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Sunday, February 08, 2009 10:10:49 PM | |
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MY BRAIN HURTS... |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Sunday, February 08, 2009 2:16:29 PM | |
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?.....NEVER...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Phantom A6 from Sunday, February 08, 2009 1:50:02 PM)| | | Phantom A6 wrote: | | Michael!! You're pissed??
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | IT'S A CONTINUING STORY,YOU HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE THING....SILLY PERSON!...QUIET
NOW GO TAKE YOUR BATH I HAVE TO GO OUT...
| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | You are quoting your own messages there.... LMFAO  
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | THE SUPREME COMMANDER,NOW NUDE,ORDERS BOMBINGS AS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP NEUTRON....WITH BOMBS LANDING IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES,CAIRO,BANGKOK,CAPE TOWN,BUENOS AIRES,ETC.MR. NEUTRON HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. S.C.U.M. AROUND A CAMPFIRE,SALAD TALKS ABOUT HIS OTHER EXPERIENCES,BUT IS BLOWN UP
BEFORE HE CAN TELL CARPENTER WHERE TO FIND NEUTRON.THE SUPREME COMMANDER HAS BEEN TOLD EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN BOMBED EXCEPT FOR RUISLIP,THE GOBI DESERT,AND HIS OFFICE.
MEANWHILE MR. NEUTRON MAKES MRS. S.C.U.M. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD,BUT AS THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER,A BOMB IS DROPPED.
A MAN FROM THE RADIO TIMES REVEALS THAT MR. NEUTRON HAS ESCAPED! 
AND SO NOW THE WORLD AWAITS FOR THE RETURN OF MR. NEUTRON...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST ON NEUTRON...
IN A YUKON RESTAURANT,THE ITALIAN CHEF THINKS CARPENTER IS ORDERING SALAD,AND COMPLAINS THAT ALL THE BRITISH ESKIMOS EVER EAT IS FISH,SO HE WAS HAPPY TO FIX THE SALAD.THE ESKIMOS GIVE CARPENTER DIRECTIONS TO FIND SALAD;HE SPOTS A TRAPPER WITH A DOGSLED,AND THE TRAPPER SAYS ONE OF THE DOGS IN HIS TEAM IS ACTUALLY SALAD IN DISGUISE. CARPENTER GIVES HIM A BONE AND TAKES HIM FOR WALKIES.
AT 10 DOWNING STREET,THE PRIME MINISTER GETS A REQUEST FROM THE AMERICAN SECRETARY OF STATE FOR A FULL SCALE RED ALERT,BUT GIUSEPPE, A GYPSY VIOLINIST,PLAYS SO LOUDLY THAT HE THINKS THE AMERICANS ARE BOMBING THEM.
MEANWHILE,CARPENTER HAS TAKEN SALAD OUT CHASING REINDEER,AND THEN HE HAS TO TAKE HIM FOR WALKIES AGAIN ....STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST BULLETIN ON MR. NEUTRON...
NO SIGN OF NEUTRON IN WASHINGTON,THE SUPREME COMMANDER(WHO SNIFFS AND EXAMINES HIMSELF) IS ASSURED THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF THE ARMED FORCES.HE ORDERS CARPENTER TO SEARCH THE YUKON FOR TEDDY SALAD,THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD,TO SAVE THEM FROM NEUTRON.SALAD IS RETIRED AND BREEDING RABBITS IN THE YUKON.
IN THE YUKON,CARPENTER TELLS A LUMBERJACK IN A CABIN HE'S FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET,AND ASKS HOW TO FIND SALAD.MEANWHILE,NEUTRON IS PUTTING UP
WALLPAPER FOR FRANK SMAILES AND COOKING FOR HIM. ...STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE... |
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| [Phantom A6] Sunday, February 08, 2009 1:50:02 PM | |
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Michael!! You're pissed??
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Saturday, February 07, 2009 9:42:41 PM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | IT'S A CONTINUING STORY,YOU HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE THING....SILLY PERSON!...QUIET
NOW GO TAKE YOUR BATH I HAVE TO GO OUT...
| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | You are quoting your own messages there.... LMFAO
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | THE SUPREME COMMANDER,NOW NUDE,ORDERS BOMBINGS AS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP NEUTRON....WITH BOMBS LANDING IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES,CAIRO,BANGKOK,CAPE TOWN,BUENOS AIRES,ETC.MR. NEUTRON HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. S.C.U.M. AROUND A CAMPFIRE,SALAD TALKS ABOUT HIS OTHER EXPERIENCES,BUT IS BLOWN UP
BEFORE HE CAN TELL CARPENTER WHERE TO FIND NEUTRON.THE SUPREME COMMANDER HAS BEEN TOLD EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN BOMBED EXCEPT FOR RUISLIP,THE GOBI DESERT,AND HIS OFFICE.
MEANWHILE MR. NEUTRON MAKES MRS. S.C.U.M. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD,BUT AS THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER,A BOMB IS DROPPED.
A MAN FROM THE RADIO TIMES REVEALS THAT MR. NEUTRON HAS ESCAPED!
AND SO NOW THE WORLD AWAITS FOR THE RETURN OF MR. NEUTRON...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST ON NEUTRON...
IN A YUKON RESTAURANT,THE ITALIAN CHEF THINKS CARPENTER IS ORDERING SALAD,AND COMPLAINS THAT ALL THE BRITISH ESKIMOS EVER EAT IS FISH,SO HE WAS HAPPY TO FIX THE SALAD.THE ESKIMOS GIVE CARPENTER DIRECTIONS TO FIND SALAD;HE SPOTS A TRAPPER WITH A DOGSLED,AND THE TRAPPER SAYS ONE OF THE DOGS IN HIS TEAM IS ACTUALLY SALAD IN DISGUISE. CARPENTER GIVES HIM A BONE AND TAKES HIM FOR WALKIES.
AT 10 DOWNING STREET,THE PRIME MINISTER GETS A REQUEST FROM THE AMERICAN SECRETARY OF STATE FOR A FULL SCALE RED ALERT,BUT GIUSEPPE, A GYPSY VIOLINIST,PLAYS SO LOUDLY THAT HE THINKS THE AMERICANS ARE BOMBING THEM.
MEANWHILE,CARPENTER HAS TAKEN SALAD OUT CHASING REINDEER,AND THEN HE HAS TO TAKE HIM FOR WALKIES AGAIN....STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST BULLETIN ON MR. NEUTRON...
NO SIGN OF NEUTRON IN WASHINGTON,THE SUPREME COMMANDER(WHO SNIFFS AND EXAMINES HIMSELF) IS ASSURED THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF THE ARMED FORCES.HE ORDERS CARPENTER TO SEARCH THE YUKON FOR TEDDY SALAD,THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD,TO SAVE THEM FROM NEUTRON.SALAD IS RETIRED AND BREEDING RABBITS IN THE YUKON.
IN THE YUKON,CARPENTER TELLS A LUMBERJACK IN A CABIN HE'S FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET,AND ASKS HOW TO FIND SALAD.MEANWHILE,NEUTRON IS PUTTING UP
WALLPAPER FOR FRANK SMAILES AND COOKING FOR HIM. ...STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE... |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, February 07, 2009 9:42:41 PM | |
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IT'S A CONTINUING STORY,YOU HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE THING....SILLY PERSON!...QUIET
NOW GO TAKE YOUR BATH I HAVE TO GO OUT...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Saturday, February 07, 2009 9:31:12 PM)| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | You are quoting your own messages there.... LMFAO
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | THE SUPREME COMMANDER,NOW NUDE,ORDERS BOMBINGS AS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP NEUTRON....WITH BOMBS LANDING IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES,CAIRO,BANGKOK,CAPE TOWN,BUENOS AIRES,ETC.MR. NEUTRON HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. S.C.U.M. AROUND A CAMPFIRE,SALAD TALKS ABOUT HIS OTHER EXPERIENCES,BUT IS BLOWN UP
BEFORE HE CAN TELL CARPENTER WHERE TO FIND NEUTRON.THE SUPREME COMMANDER HAS BEEN TOLD EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN BOMBED EXCEPT FOR RUISLIP,THE GOBI DESERT,AND HIS OFFICE.
MEANWHILE MR. NEUTRON MAKES MRS. S.C.U.M. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD,BUT AS THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER,A BOMB IS DROPPED.
A MAN FROM THE RADIO TIMES REVEALS THAT MR. NEUTRON HAS ESCAPED!
AND SO NOW THE WORLD AWAITS FOR THE RETURN OF MR. NEUTRON...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST ON NEUTRON...
IN A YUKON RESTAURANT,THE ITALIAN CHEF THINKS CARPENTER IS ORDERING SALAD,AND COMPLAINS THAT ALL THE BRITISH ESKIMOS EVER EAT IS FISH,SO HE WAS HAPPY TO FIX THE SALAD.THE ESKIMOS GIVE CARPENTER DIRECTIONS TO FIND SALAD;HE SPOTS A TRAPPER WITH A DOGSLED,AND THE TRAPPER SAYS ONE OF THE DOGS IN HIS TEAM IS ACTUALLY SALAD IN DISGUISE. CARPENTER GIVES HIM A BONE AND TAKES HIM FOR WALKIES.
AT 10 DOWNING STREET,THE PRIME MINISTER GETS A REQUEST FROM THE AMERICAN SECRETARY OF STATE FOR A FULL SCALE RED ALERT,BUT GIUSEPPE, A GYPSY VIOLINIST,PLAYS SO LOUDLY THAT HE THINKS THE AMERICANS ARE BOMBING THEM.
MEANWHILE,CARPENTER HAS TAKEN SALAD OUT CHASING REINDEER,AND THEN HE HAS TO TAKE HIM FOR WALKIES AGAIN....STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST BULLETIN ON MR. NEUTRON...
NO SIGN OF NEUTRON IN WASHINGTON,THE SUPREME COMMANDER(WHO SNIFFS AND EXAMINES HIMSELF) IS ASSURED THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF THE ARMED FORCES.HE ORDERS CARPENTER TO SEARCH THE YUKON FOR TEDDY SALAD,THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD,TO SAVE THEM FROM NEUTRON.SALAD IS RETIRED AND BREEDING RABBITS IN THE YUKON.
IN THE YUKON,CARPENTER TELLS A LUMBERJACK IN A CABIN HE'S FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET,AND ASKS HOW TO FIND SALAD.MEANWHILE,NEUTRON IS PUTTING UP
WALLPAPER FOR FRANK SMAILES AND COOKING FOR HIM. ...STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE... |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, February 07, 2009 9:31:12 PM | |
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You are quoting your own messages there.... LMFAO
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Saturday, February 07, 2009 9:28:49 PM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | THE SUPREME COMMANDER,NOW NUDE,ORDERS BOMBINGS AS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP NEUTRON....WITH BOMBS LANDING IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES,CAIRO,BANGKOK,CAPE TOWN,BUENOS AIRES,ETC.MR. NEUTRON HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. S.C.U.M. AROUND A CAMPFIRE,SALAD TALKS ABOUT HIS OTHER EXPERIENCES,BUT IS BLOWN UP
BEFORE HE CAN TELL CARPENTER WHERE TO FIND NEUTRON.THE SUPREME COMMANDER HAS BEEN TOLD EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN BOMBED EXCEPT FOR RUISLIP,THE GOBI DESERT,AND HIS OFFICE.
MEANWHILE MR. NEUTRON MAKES MRS. S.C.U.M. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD,BUT AS THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER,A BOMB IS DROPPED.
A MAN FROM THE RADIO TIMES REVEALS THAT MR. NEUTRON HAS ESCAPED!
AND SO NOW THE WORLD AWAITS FOR THE RETURN OF MR. NEUTRON...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST ON NEUTRON...
IN A YUKON RESTAURANT,THE ITALIAN CHEF THINKS CARPENTER IS ORDERING SALAD,AND COMPLAINS THAT ALL THE BRITISH ESKIMOS EVER EAT IS FISH,SO HE WAS HAPPY TO FIX THE SALAD.THE ESKIMOS GIVE CARPENTER DIRECTIONS TO FIND SALAD;HE SPOTS A TRAPPER WITH A DOGSLED,AND THE TRAPPER SAYS ONE OF THE DOGS IN HIS TEAM IS ACTUALLY SALAD IN DISGUISE. CARPENTER GIVES HIM A BONE AND TAKES HIM FOR WALKIES.
AT 10 DOWNING STREET,THE PRIME MINISTER GETS A REQUEST FROM THE AMERICAN SECRETARY OF STATE FOR A FULL SCALE RED ALERT,BUT GIUSEPPE, A GYPSY VIOLINIST,PLAYS SO LOUDLY THAT HE THINKS THE AMERICANS ARE BOMBING THEM.
MEANWHILE,CARPENTER HAS TAKEN SALAD OUT CHASING REINDEER,AND THEN HE HAS TO TAKE HIM FOR WALKIES AGAIN....STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST BULLETIN ON MR. NEUTRON...
NO SIGN OF NEUTRON IN WASHINGTON,THE SUPREME COMMANDER(WHO SNIFFS AND EXAMINES HIMSELF) IS ASSURED THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF THE ARMED FORCES.HE ORDERS CARPENTER TO SEARCH THE YUKON FOR TEDDY SALAD,THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD,TO SAVE THEM FROM NEUTRON.SALAD IS RETIRED AND BREEDING RABBITS IN THE YUKON.
IN THE YUKON,CARPENTER TELLS A LUMBERJACK IN A CABIN HE'S FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET,AND ASKS HOW TO FIND SALAD.MEANWHILE,NEUTRON IS PUTTING UP
WALLPAPER FOR FRANK SMAILES AND COOKING FOR HIM. ...STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE... |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, February 07, 2009 9:28:49 PM | |
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THE SUPREME COMMANDER,NOW NUDE,ORDERS BOMBINGS AS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP NEUTRON....WITH BOMBS LANDING IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES,CAIRO,BANGKOK,CAPE TOWN,BUENOS AIRES,ETC.MR. NEUTRON HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. S.C.U.M. AROUND A CAMPFIRE,SALAD TALKS ABOUT HIS OTHER EXPERIENCES,BUT IS BLOWN UP
BEFORE HE CAN TELL CARPENTER WHERE TO FIND NEUTRON.THE SUPREME COMMANDER HAS BEEN TOLD EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN BOMBED EXCEPT FOR RUISLIP,THE GOBI DESERT,AND HIS OFFICE.
MEANWHILE MR. NEUTRON MAKES MRS. S.C.U.M. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD,BUT AS THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER,A BOMB IS DROPPED.
A MAN FROM THE RADIO TIMES REVEALS THAT MR. NEUTRON HAS ESCAPED!
AND SO NOW THE WORLD AWAITS FOR THE RETURN OF MR. NEUTRON...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Saturday, February 07, 2009 11:54:12 AM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST ON NEUTRON...
IN A YUKON RESTAURANT,THE ITALIAN CHEF THINKS CARPENTER IS ORDERING SALAD,AND COMPLAINS THAT ALL THE BRITISH ESKIMOS EVER EAT IS FISH,SO HE WAS HAPPY TO FIX THE SALAD.THE ESKIMOS GIVE CARPENTER DIRECTIONS TO FIND SALAD;HE SPOTS A TRAPPER WITH A DOGSLED,AND THE TRAPPER SAYS ONE OF THE DOGS IN HIS TEAM IS ACTUALLY SALAD IN DISGUISE. CARPENTER GIVES HIM A BONE AND TAKES HIM FOR WALKIES.
AT 10 DOWNING STREET,THE PRIME MINISTER GETS A REQUEST FROM THE AMERICAN SECRETARY OF STATE FOR A FULL SCALE RED ALERT,BUT GIUSEPPE, A GYPSY VIOLINIST,PLAYS SO LOUDLY THAT HE THINKS THE AMERICANS ARE BOMBING THEM.
MEANWHILE,CARPENTER HAS TAKEN SALAD OUT CHASING REINDEER,AND THEN HE HAS TO TAKE HIM FOR WALKIES AGAIN....STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST BULLETIN ON MR. NEUTRON...
NO SIGN OF NEUTRON IN WASHINGTON,THE SUPREME COMMANDER(WHO SNIFFS AND EXAMINES HIMSELF) IS ASSURED THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF THE ARMED FORCES.HE ORDERS CARPENTER TO SEARCH THE YUKON FOR TEDDY SALAD,THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD,TO SAVE THEM FROM NEUTRON.SALAD IS RETIRED AND BREEDING RABBITS IN THE YUKON.
IN THE YUKON,CARPENTER TELLS A LUMBERJACK IN A CABIN HE'S FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET,AND ASKS HOW TO FIND SALAD.MEANWHILE,NEUTRON IS PUTTING UP
WALLPAPER FOR FRANK SMAILES AND COOKING FOR HIM. ...STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE... |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, February 07, 2009 11:54:12 AM | |
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LATEST ON NEUTRON...
IN A YUKON RESTAURANT,THE ITALIAN CHEF THINKS CARPENTER IS ORDERING SALAD,AND COMPLAINS THAT ALL THE BRITISH ESKIMOS EVER EAT IS FISH,SO HE WAS HAPPY TO FIX THE SALAD.THE ESKIMOS GIVE CARPENTER DIRECTIONS TO FIND SALAD;HE SPOTS A TRAPPER WITH A DOGSLED,AND THE TRAPPER SAYS ONE OF THE DOGS IN HIS TEAM IS ACTUALLY SALAD IN DISGUISE. CARPENTER GIVES HIM A BONE AND TAKES HIM FOR WALKIES.
AT 10 DOWNING STREET,THE PRIME MINISTER GETS A REQUEST FROM THE AMERICAN SECRETARY OF STATE FOR A FULL SCALE RED ALERT,BUT GIUSEPPE, A GYPSY VIOLINIST,PLAYS SO LOUDLY THAT HE THINKS THE AMERICANS ARE BOMBING THEM.
MEANWHILE,CARPENTER HAS TAKEN SALAD OUT CHASING REINDEER,AND THEN HE HAS TO TAKE HIM FOR WALKIES AGAIN....STAY TUNED...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Friday, February 06, 2009 10:59:57 AM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST BULLETIN ON MR. NEUTRON...
NO SIGN OF NEUTRON IN WASHINGTON,THE SUPREME COMMANDER(WHO SNIFFS AND EXAMINES HIMSELF) IS ASSURED THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF THE ARMED FORCES.HE ORDERS CARPENTER TO SEARCH THE YUKON FOR TEDDY SALAD,THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD,TO SAVE THEM FROM NEUTRON.SALAD IS RETIRED AND BREEDING RABBITS IN THE YUKON.
IN THE YUKON,CARPENTER TELLS A LUMBERJACK IN A CABIN HE'S FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET,AND ASKS HOW TO FIND SALAD.MEANWHILE,NEUTRON IS PUTTING UP
WALLPAPER FOR FRANK SMAILES AND COOKING FOR HIM. ...STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE... |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, February 07, 2009 10:57:29 AM | |
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CHEERS TO YOU MY FRIEND...SIX PACK OF BECK'S?...I ALSO HAVE THAT AND THE MIGHTY GRAIL ALE IN THE FRIDGE FOR TONIGHT!... ...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Phantom A6 from Friday, February 06, 2009 12:08:51 PM)| | | Phantom A6 wrote: | | Hmm... could it be possible that you have drunk to much of your famous Holy Grail Ale? Let me know 'Cause I want to have the same fantasies. Life could be so fucked up! Now I'm going to the super market for a six pack of Becks. Skol!!
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST BULLETIN ON MR. NEUTRON...
NO SIGN OF NEUTRON IN WASHINGTON,THE SUPREME COMMANDER(WHO SNIFFS AND EXAMINES HIMSELF) IS ASSURED THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF THE ARMED FORCES.HE ORDERS CARPENTER TO SEARCH THE YUKON FOR TEDDY SALAD,THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD,TO SAVE THEM FROM NEUTRON.SALAD IS RETIRED AND BREEDING RABBITS IN THE YUKON.
IN THE YUKON,CARPENTER TELLS A LUMBERJACK IN A CABIN HE'S FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET,AND ASKS HOW TO FIND SALAD.MEANWHILE,NEUTRON IS PUTTING UP
WALLPAPER FOR FRANK SMAILES AND COOKING FOR HIM. ...STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE... |
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| [Phantom A6] Friday, February 06, 2009 12:08:51 PM | |
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Hmm... could it be possible that you have drunk to much of your famous Holy Grail Ale? Let me know 'Cause I want to have the same fantasies. Life could be so fucked up! Now I'm going to the super market for a six pack of Becks. Skol!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Friday, February 06, 2009 10:59:57 AM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST BULLETIN ON MR. NEUTRON...
NO SIGN OF NEUTRON IN WASHINGTON,THE SUPREME COMMANDER(WHO SNIFFS AND EXAMINES HIMSELF) IS ASSURED THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF THE ARMED FORCES.HE ORDERS CARPENTER TO SEARCH THE YUKON FOR TEDDY SALAD,THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD,TO SAVE THEM FROM NEUTRON.SALAD IS RETIRED AND BREEDING RABBITS IN THE YUKON.
IN THE YUKON,CARPENTER TELLS A LUMBERJACK IN A CABIN HE'S FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET,AND ASKS HOW TO FIND SALAD.MEANWHILE,NEUTRON IS PUTTING UP
WALLPAPER FOR FRANK SMAILES AND COOKING FOR HIM. ...STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE... |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Friday, February 06, 2009 10:59:57 AM | |
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LATEST BULLETIN ON MR. NEUTRON...
NO SIGN OF NEUTRON IN WASHINGTON,THE SUPREME COMMANDER(WHO SNIFFS AND EXAMINES HIMSELF) IS ASSURED THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF THE ARMED FORCES.HE ORDERS CARPENTER TO SEARCH THE YUKON FOR TEDDY SALAD,THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD,TO SAVE THEM FROM NEUTRON.SALAD IS RETIRED AND BREEDING RABBITS IN THE YUKON.
IN THE YUKON,CARPENTER TELLS A LUMBERJACK IN A CABIN HE'S FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET,AND ASKS HOW TO FIND SALAD.MEANWHILE,NEUTRON IS PUTTING UP
WALLPAPER FOR FRANK SMAILES AND COOKING FOR HIM. ...STAY TUNED...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Thursday, February 05, 2009 10:27:17 PM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE... |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, February 05, 2009 10:27:17 PM | |
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MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE... |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, February 05, 2009 7:51:37 PM | |
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HI MICHAEL ....STILL THURSDAY HERE,BUT WON'T BE LONG....GONNA ENJOY A HOLY GRAIL ALE OR TWO ON SATURDAY NIGHT!  ....WATCHING MONTREAL vs TORONTO AND LISTENING TO SOME GOOD 'OL PRIEST!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Phantom A6 from Thursday, February 05, 2009 7:16:57 PM)| | | Phantom A6 wrote: | | | Hey Soyl, what's up on this fricken friday?? |
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| [Phantom A6] Thursday, February 05, 2009 7:16:57 PM | |
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| Hey Soyl, what's up on this fricken friday?? |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, February 05, 2009 5:44:47 PM | |
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SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM 
SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM
LOVELY SPAM,WONDERFUL SPAM
LOVELY SPAAAAAAAAAAAAM
WONDERFUL SPAAAAAAAAAAAM
SPAM 
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Sorry mad man, I don't know!! 